istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

Chapter 112

The Takeover, The Breaks Over x Fall Out Boy

erisolsprite:

science has proven that:

  • blood isf actually green oxygen just turns it red
  • clouds DONT EXIST theyre an optical illusion
  • dogs can talk, theyre just too shy
  • obama can skateboard
  • onion;s are fucking disgusting
  • youre a shrimp
  • everyone is a shrimp

ITS FUCKING EARTH DAY

snapchatting:

hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world

(Source: snapchatting)

rhousey:

if i’m gonna reblog your posts

i might as well follow you.

darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

(Source: panerasexual)