imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are:
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
a new sex position called the ‘9’
its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life