Chapter 262

September 28???

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

I keep six honest serving men,
(They taught me all I knew);

Their names are:

What
and
Why
and
When,
And
How
and
Where
and
Who.

Rudyard Kipling, Just So Stories  (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: fy-perspectives)

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho)

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

(Source: netlfix)